Tuesday, June 28, 2011

Presidential Candidate Harold Saxon announces economic plan






Presidential candidate Harold Saxon, AKA The Master, announces an economic plan to fix the US economy that will actually work--- read about it on the Harold Saxon campaign blog

Have any good smart-a@@ ideas for the Saxon campaign? I hear they are looking for new staffers/co-bloggers. Knowledge of Doctor Who is essential, knowledge of anything else is optional.

Jon Stewart's racist rant about Herman Cain



Isn't this special? Lefty propagandist Jon Stewart did a bit on his show which has been described as follows:
mocked Cain in an offensive, racist bit on his comedy show, saying, "No bill will be longer than three pages, treaties will be on the backs of cereal boxes. I'm Herman Cain, and I don't like to read."

On several occasions, Cain had attacked Congress' propensity for excessively lengthy legislation with the quip bills should only be three-pages long. Herman understands Stewart is a comedian, but his racist remarks were offensive:
from the Post Chronicle

Jon Stewart did his best Amos-and-Andy voice to imitate Herman Cain and implied that the man wasn't smart because of his racial background, but that's OK. Since Cain favors the Republican party--- the party that freed the slaves--- rather than the Democrat party who was cool with slavery, he doesn't deserve fair treatment according to the code of the dinosaur media.

Here is the Daily Show clip:


NOTE: if Herman Cain is elected he will go down in history as the first black president of the US since Obama is actually a Time Lord called 'The Master' from the planet Gallifrey. Since Time Lords can regenerate into any race they like, Obama/The Master's being black at the moment doesn't count. I mean, he was caucasian when he was Prime Minister of Great Britain.

Monday, June 27, 2011

New Torchwood starts July 8th on Starz network



Great news for those Torchwood fans who are able to get Starz network--- the new version of Torchwood is going to start July 8th.

Not that there's much left of Torchwood after they've gone and killed nearly everyone off including Myfanwy the pterodactyl. They've got Capt. Jack and Gwen and I suppose she's got Rhys around somewhere. But everything else including Cardiff is gone.

The new Torchwood will likely acquire some new fans. But how many of the old fans have not been scared off by all the carnage? For myself, I feel more than a bit betrayed by what was done previously. There is a kind of contract between a storyteller--- whether on television, in the movies, or in a book--- and the audience. We are invited to identify with the characters, take a wild ride with them, but we feel secure that the characters we've come to love will only be killed off very seldom, and that with very good reason.

In Torchwood, the killing of Tosh, Owen and Ianto weren't like the deaths in the climax of Harry Potter, which were very well foreshadowed and part of the plot. It was more like they had to do SOMETHING to make it more exciting and had run out of ideas, so, oh, let's kill someone who won't come back in ten minutes.

Worse, Torchwood never bothered to replace Tosh and Owen as members of the Torchwood crew--- so it's almost like they weren't really necessary if Torchwood could function without them. And Ianto also probably won't be replaced directly as the whole operation moves to America (for what reason? don't we have our own native alien-hunting agency, the Men in Black?)

I hate hate hate what they've done to Torchwood. I can't wait for July 8th to see the new episode. Not so much because I'll feel like I'm seeing a new Torchwood episode, it's just I'll be seeing what Capt. Jack and Gwen have been up to. That's all I want. (If they kill off Gwen or Rhys, however, I'm hiring a hit man.)

david tennant naked



Someone actually found this blog by googling 'david tennant naked'. What kind of joint do they think this is? We don't have any naked pictures of David Tennant here. We may have a candid snap of Matt Smith without his fez, but that's as far as I'm willing to go in the nudity department!

Oh, and we did have that Obama naked on a unicorn thing.....

Perhaps our next poll should be which Doctor Who you would most/least like to see naked (on or off the unicorn.)

Update: we now have 2 blog viewers this week who found us by googling 'david tennant naked'. Perhaps I ought to include those words in every blog post? Or defenestration. I love the word defenestration.

Hitler/Doctor Who video





From the upcoming Doctor Who episode 'Let's Kill Hitler': the Fuehrer discovers how long he will have to wait for the next Doctor Who episode. (It's funnier if you don't speak German.) It's enough to make him consider watching a certain sci-fi series created by a Jewish man.

Sunday, June 26, 2011

Poll: Who is your favorite Star Trek captain?


A lot of people think I'm a Whovian. Actually, I'm a Trekkie from childhood, I just find it easier to blog about Doctor Who. But in honor of my Trekkie roots I've decided to conduct a poll on who is the favorite Star Trek captain.

The rules--- I've limited myself to those who were the primary Federation captain in a Star Trek series or the original pilot, which rules out Captain Sulu or Captain Kang or the Gorn captain.

Voting is open for the next hundred days, so spread the word throughout all known quadrants and the entire space-time continuum. If you blog about this poll, post a comment here to that effect. You might also explain why you voted as you did and what dire things you intend to do to those who don't vote your way. (Death threats are a no-no unless they are really, really funny.)

My take on the captains:

The Irresistably Sweet Blog Award






This blog is sweet? Really? I mean, I could understand winning an inconsistent blogger award, or a weird blogger award, or obnoxious off-topic ranting blogger award, or mentally challenged blogger award, but sweet?

I got this award from Amanda Borenstadt, author of the urban fantasy novel Syzygy, whose blog is A Fortnight of Mustard, which is the best condiment-titled blog of all time, easily beating out Catsup Dreams and Where's the Soy Sauce.

The Rules:

1. Thank and link to the person who nominated you.
2. Share 7 random facts about yourself.
3. Pass the award along to 8 deserving blog buddies.
4. Contact those buddies to congratulate them.

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